4-Word Reviews

  1. 3 Women (1977)                      Three women share bond.
  2. 4 for Texas ( 1963)                  Frank and Dino vehicle.
  3. 10 (1979)                                     Bo Derek is hot.
  4. 10 Rillington Place (1971)    He enjoys strangling women.
  5. 10 to Midnight (1983)            Killer in the nude.
  6. 11 Harrowhouse (1974)         Cockroaches come in handy.
  7. 12 + 1 (1969)                              Money in the chair.
  8. 30 is a Dangerous Age, Cynthia  Life crisis at 30.
  9. Absence of Malice (1981)        Not fit to print.
  10. Accidental Tourist, The          Introverts need love too.
  11. Adam at 6 A.M. (1970)           He searches for direction.
  12. Adventures in Babysitting     She’s got babysittin’ blues.
  13. Adventures of Baron…            Where fantasy meets silliness.
  14. Adventures of Buckaroo…       This thing is weird.
  15. Agnes of God (1985)                Meg Tilly is marvelous.
  16. Alex & The Gypsy (1976)        Gypsy out on bail.
  17. Alice’s Restaurant (1969)        Nobody likes the draft.
  18. Alice Sweet Alice (1976)          Murder in the church.
  19.  All Fall Down (1962)              Don’t idolize older brother.
  20. All the Marbles (1981)             Hot babes in ring.
  21. All the Way Home (1963)      Life must go on.
  22. Altered States (1980)              Blair Brown’s hairy armpits.
  23. Alucarda (1977)                         Another Exorcist rip-off
  24. Amazing Grace and Chuck    Kid stops playing baseball.
  25. American Gothic (1988)        Rod needs to chill.
  26. American Movie (1999)         He needs a life.
  27. Anderson Tapes, The (1971) They can hear everything.
  28. And Hope to Die (1972)         Kidnapping a dead girl.
  29. Anne of the Thousand Days  Off with her head.
  30. Anniversary, The (1968)        Bette eats them up.
  31. Antonia and Jane (1991)        Friends aren’t always friends.
  32. Any Wednesday (1966)          Wednesday is hump day.
  33. Apartment Zero (1988)          This friendship gets weird.
  34. Apostle, The (1997)                 Preacher on the run.
  35. Apprenticeship of Duddy…   Anything to get ahead.
  36. April Fools, The (1969)          Affair between married people.
  37. Arnold (1973)                             Dead body is lethal.
  38. Art of Love, The (1965)         Artist fakes his death.
  39. Ash Wednesday (1973)           Liz gets a facelift.
  40. Audrey Rose (1977)                 Dead daughter gets reincarnated.
  41. Avanti! (1972)                            Juliet flashes her boobies.
  42. Back to the Future (1985)     Traveling back in time.
  43. Back to the Future Part II     They go back again.
  44. Bad Manners (1984)              Orphans on the loose.
  45. Bank Shot (1974)                    A bank on wheels.
  46. Batman (1989)                        Where is Adam West?
  47. Batman and Robin (1997)     This is getting bad.
  48. Batman Returns (1992)         This version is cool.
  49. Becket (1964)                             Betrayed by his friend.
  50. Bedroom Window, The          What did she see?
  51. Bedtime Story (1964)             Con-men fleece women.
  52. Before and After (1996)         Son is a murderer.
  53. Bell from Hell, A (1973)         A psycho returns home.
  54. Below the Belt (1980)             Waitress becomes a wrestler.
  55. Best of Times, The (1986)     Play the game over.
  56. Better off Dead (1985)           He can’t kill himself.
  57. Between the Lines (1977)      Newspaper gets corporate takeover.
  58. Big Bounce, The (1969)         She gets really crazy.
  59. Big Chill, The (1983)               Friends from college reunite.
  60. Big Fix, The (1978)                  60’s radical turned detective.
  61. Billy Jack (1971)                       That’s one mean kick.
  62. Birthday Party, The (1968)   Rip up the newspaper.
  63. Black Christmas (1974)         He’s in the attic.
  64. Black Sunday (1977)              Blimp wrecks the Superbowl.
  65. Black Widow (1987)              She kills her husbands.
  66. Blade Runner (1982)             Where are the replicants?
  67. Blame it on Rio (1984)          Sex with friend’s daughter.
  68. Bliss of Mrs. Blossom, The   Lover in the attic.
  69. Blood Freak (1972)                  Man becomes a turkey.
  70. Blues Brothers, The (1980)  A mission from God.
  71. Blue Velvet (1986)                 Whose ear is it?
  72. Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice   Mate swapping 60’s style.
  73. Boccaccio ’70 (1962)              It’s all about sex.
  74. Body Double (1984)               He watches her dance.
  75. Body Heat (1981)                     Lawyer kills lover’s husband.
  76. Body Rock (1984)                   Lots of break-dancing.
  77. Boeing, Boeing (1965)            Fooling around with stewardesses.
  78. Border, The (1982)                 Border patrol isn’t easy.
  79. Boy Friend,The (1971)            An eye popping musical.
  80. Boys from Brazil, The (1978) Mad doctor clones Hitler.
  81. Boys in the Band, The            This party turns sour.
  82. Breakheart Pass (1976)          Chuck’s on a train
  83. Breakout (1975)                      Escape from Mexican jail.
  84. Brewster McCloud (1970)      Flying in the Astrodome.
  85. Britannia Hospital (1982)     This hospitals needs help.
  86. Brother John (1971)                Is an apocalypse coming?
  87. Bull Durham (1988)               Catcher mentors a rookie.
  88. Bullitt (1968)                           Love the car chase.
  89. Bunny O’Hare (1971)              Bette becomes a hippie.
  90. Burglar (1987)                         Burglar witnesses a murder.
  91. Burning, The (1981)                Cropsy doesn’t look good.
  92. Burnt Offerings (1976)            Evil house menaces family.
  93. Busting (1974)                         Cops on a mission.
  94. Bye Bye Braverman (1968)    Where is the funeral?
  95. Bye Bye Brazil (1980)             Entertainers traveling around Brazil.
  96. Cabaret (1972)                         Life in pre-war Germany.
  97. Cadillac Man (1990)               Car salesman versus gunman.
  98. California Split (1974)            Guys addicted to gambling.
  99. Candidate, The (1972)            Robert Redford for President.
  100. Candleshoe (1977)                     Treasure hidden on estate.
  101. Candy Stripe Nurses (1974)   They specialize in sex.
  102. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)    They were really hungry.
  103. Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?   Fighting keeps them together.
  104. Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)      Geek dates hot cheerleader.
  105. Can’t Stop the Music (1980)   Somebody stop this movie.
  106. Car, The (1977)                          No driver no problem.
  107. Caretakers, The (1963)            Doctors with opposing viewpoints.
  108. Carrie (1976)                              Prom was a disaster.
  109. Casual Sex? (1988)                   Sex in the 80’s.
  110. Catamount Killing, The           They’re wracked with guilt.
  111. Cattle Annie and…                    She needs a spanking.
  112. Cemetary Man (1994)              They shoot the zombies.
  113. Centerfold Girls, The (1974)    He doesn’t like models.
  114. Chan is Missing (1982)            Chan has their money.
  115. Change of Seasons, A (1980)    Everybody has a fling.
  116. Changeling, The (1980)            Dead child haunts house.
  117. Charley Varrick (1973)              Charley outsmarts them all.
  118. Charlie Bubbles (1968)              He’s detached from life.
  119. Chase, The (1966)                      A town on edge.
  120. Child is Waiting, A (1963)         Help for retarded children.
  121. Child’s Play (1972)                       Private school is murder.
  122. Children’s Hour, The (1961)       Ruined by a lie.
  123. Chilly Scenes of Winter (1979)   Can’t get over her.
  124. Chino (1973)                                Chuck and the kid.
  125. Choirboys, The (1977)                These guys are crude.
  126. Chopping Mall (1986)                 Killer robots on prowl.
  127. Christian Licorice Store, The    He searches for answers.
  128. Christmas Vacation (1989)      Christmas at the Griswold’s.
  129. Chu Chu and the Philly Flash  Goofy couple steals briefcase.
  130. Clara’s Heart (1988)                   Clara dispenses her wisdom.
  131. Class of 1999 (1990)                   The teachers are robots.
  132. Closely Watched Trains            Boy loses his virginity.
  133. Club Paradise (1986)                 Life on the beach.
  134. Coast to Coast (1980)                Kooky couple goes truckin’
  135. Cocktail (1988)                             Chasing the American dream.
  136. Cold Sweat (1970)                       Chuck won’t be intimidated.
  137. Color Purple, The (1985)         Sisters try to reunite.
  138. Come Blow Your Horn (1963)   Kid brother moves in.
  139. Coming Apart (1969)                 Psychiatrist secretly films people.
  140. Compromising Positions         Who killed the dentist?
  141. Convoy (1978)                               The song is better.
  142. Coogan’s Bluff (1968)                Cowboy in the city.
  143. Countdown (1967)                       Man lands on moon.
  144. Cover Me Babe (1970)               Student filmmaker alienates everybody.
  145. Cracking Up (1977)                      It’s the big one.
  146. Crazy-Quilt, The (1966)            Married to your opposite.
  147. Crazy World of Julius Vrooder  Pretending to be crazy.
  148. Creator (1985)                              Cloning his dead wife.
  149. Crimes of Passion (1984)          Moonlighting as a hooker.
  150. Cruising (1980)                            Cop infiltrates gay underground.
  151. Cry-Baby (1990)                          The Greasers are cool.
  152. Cul-De-Sac (1966)                      Bubbling beneath the surface.
  153. Daddy’s Gone A-Hunting         Don’t kill his baby.
  154. Daisies (1966)                             Girlfriends rebel from society.
  155. Dark August (1976)                    Plagued by a curse.
  156. Dark Half, The (1993)               Cure for writer’s block.
  157. David Holzman’s Diary             He records his life.
  158. Dead Calm (1989)                       Psycho on a boat.
  159. Dead Heat (1988)                        These cops are dead.
  160. Dead Heat on a Merry…           Robbery at an airport.
  161. Deadly Blessing (1981)               Murder in bible country.
  162. Deadly Friend (1986)                  He resurrects his girlfriend.
  163. Deadly Strangers (1974)             Psycho on the loose.
  164. Deadly Tower, The (1975)          Sniper in the tower.
  165. Deadly Trap, The (1971)             They have their kids.
  166. Dead of Winter (1987)                Trapped in a house.
  167. Dead Ringer (1964)                      She kills her twin.
  168. Dealing: or the Berkeley-to…     Drugs are a trip.
  169. Dear Dead Delilah (1972)           Greedy family gets hacked.
  170. Dear Heart (1964)                         Love at a convention.
  171. Death Hunt (1981)                        Running for his life.
  172. Death Race 2000 (1975)             New meaning to roadkill.
  173. Death Ship (1980)                         Ghost ship haunts ocean.
  174. Deathwatch (1980)                       Everyone watches her die.
  175. Death Weekend (1976)               She can defend herself.
  176. Deep End (1970)                           He will have her.
  177. Denise Calls Up (1995)               Friends over the phone.
  178. Desperate Characters (1971)    A marriage without love.
  179. Detective, The (1968)                 Up against the system.
  180. Devil and Max Devlin, The       Working for the devil.
  181. Diary of a Mad Housewife        Married to a jerk.
  182. Did You Hear the One About.. Saleslady saves family farm.
  183. Dirty Dancing (1987)                 Rubbing bodies is sexy.
  184. Dirty Hands (1975)                     Their plans go awry.
  185. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974) Fast cars fast women.
  186. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels            Don’t trust these guys.
  187. Disco Godfather (1979)             Don’t take angel dust.
  188. Dixie Lanes (1988)                     Karen Black is funny.
  189. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)         Money for sex change.
  190. Dogs (1976)                                 The dogs go crazy.
  191. Doin’ Time on Planet Earth       Weird people don’t belong.
  192. $(Dollars) (1971)                         Robbery done inside safe.
  193. Dona Flor and Her Two…           One is not enough.
  194. Don’t Go in the Woods (1981)   Don’t watch this movie.
  195. Don’t Make Waves (1967)          House slides down cliff.
  196. Don’t Torture a Duckling            Who’s killing the children?
  197. Door to Door (1985)                    Schmuck can’t sell shit.
  198. Dorm that Dripped Blood, The   Yet another slasher flick.
  199. Dove, The (1974)                          Sailing around the world.
  200. Drive, He Said (1971)                  Player doesn’t like coach.
  201. Driver’s Seat, The (1974)            Crazy lady goes traveling.
  202. Drowning Pool, The (1975)         Way too much water.
  203. Ea$y Money (1983)                    Breaking his bad habits.
  204. Easy Rider (1969)                        Dropping out of society.
  205. Eating Raoul (1982)                     Get rid of perverts.
  206. Eat the Rich (1988)                       Rich feed the poor.
  207. Echoes (1982)                                Haunted by dead brother.
  208. Eddie Macon’s Run (1983)           He runs across Texas.
  209. Effect of Gamma Rays…               My heart is full.
  210. Eiger Sanction, The (1975)           Clint goes mountain climbing.
  211. El Topo (1970)                               Lust is not good.
  212. Electra Glide in Blue (1973)          Motorcycle cop turns detective.
  213. Elves (1989)                                       This elf isn’t friendly.
  214. End of the Road (1970)                 Too weird for words.
  215. Entertaining Mr. Sloane (1970) The first gay marriage.
  216. Eraserhead (1977)                          Couple has deformed baby.
  217. Everything…                                     Woody takes on sex.
  218. Exotica (1994)                                 Obsessed with a stripper.
  219. Eye of the Cat (1969)                    He’s afraid of cats.
  220. Eye of the Devil (1966)                 Husband is a pagan.
  221. Eyes of a Stranger (1981)              News reporter stalks killer.
  222. Eyewitness (1981)                          Janitor loves news reporter.
  223. Family, The (1970)                        Hit man gets revenge.
  224. Family Business (1989)                Like father like son.
  225. Fatal Beauty (1987)                       Whoopi hates drug dealers.
  226. Fathom (1967)                                 Dental assisstant becomes spy.
  227. Fedora (1978)                                   Old actress stays young.
  228. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)Playing Hooky from school.
  229. Firstborn (1984)                           Mom’s shitty new boyfriend.
  230. First Deadly Sin, The (1980)   Aging cop tracks killer.
  231. Flamingo Kid, The (1984)        Get rich selling cars.
  232. Flareup (1969)                              Stalker terrorizes go-go dancer.
  233. Fleshburn (1984)                         Lost in the desert.
  234. Flight of the Phoenix, The       Fighting the desert elements.
  235. Flim-Flam Man, The (1967)     Con-man finds apprentice.
  236. Flirting with Disaster (1996)   Biological versus adoptive parents.
  237. FM (1978)                                        No static at all!
  238. Fool Killer, The (1965)               Kid roams the countryside.
  239. Foolin’ Around (1980)                Redneck falls for hottie.
  240. Forced Vengeance (1982)          Too much Chuck Norris.
  241. Fore Play (1975)                            This sex goes limp.
  242. For Love or Money (1963)        A lawyer becomes matchmaker.
  243. Fortune, The (1975)                     Trying to murder heiress.
  244. Four Seasons, The (1981)          Car goes through ice.
  245. Fourth Man, The (1983)             She kills her husbands.
  246. Frantic (1988)                                  Where is his wife?
  247. Friday the 13th (1980)                  Don’t reopen the campsite.
  248. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)     Jason likes to kill.
  249. Frightmare (1974)                          Mother likes eating humans.
  250. From Noon Till Three (1976)    This western gets weird.
  251. Funny Farm (1988)                       Novelist moves to country.
  252. Funny Games (1997)                     Killers like playing games.
  253. Funny Girl (1968)                          Fanny’s rise to stardom.
  254. Funnyman (1967)                          Being funny isn’t funny.
  255. Fury, The (1978)                            His body blows up.
  256. Gaily, Gaily (1969)                        Naive fellow gets wise.
  257. Gambit (1966)                                 Foolproof plan has holes.
  258. Gauntlet, The (1977)                    Alcoholic cop escorts hooker.
  259. Gentle Savage (1973)                   Indian accused of rape.
  260. Getaway, The (1972)                    Bank robbery goes bad.
  261. Get Crazy (1983)                            Save the Saturn Theater.
  262. Ginger and Fred (1986)               Aging dance partners reunite.
  263. Ginger in the Morning (1974)  Older man/younger woman
  264. Girl Most Likely To…, The        Ugly girl gets revenge.
  265. Girl with a Suitcase (1961)          She like shy guy.
  266. Glass Bottom Boat, The (1966)  Doris is a spy.
  267. Goin’ Coconuts (1978)                 Donny and Marie movie.
  268. Going Places (1974)                     Guys with no morals.
  269. Goldstein (1964)                          Prophet emerges from lake.
  270. Gong Show Movie, The (1980)   Jaye P. Morgan topless.
  271. Good Neighbor Sam (1964)       Pretending to be married.
  272. Goodbye, Columbus (1969)       Dating a rich girl.
  273. Goodbye Girl, The (1977)           Goodbye doesn’t mean forever.
  274. Goodbye Pork Pie (1981)            Minis are very durable.
  275. Goonies, The (1985)                    Kids hunt for treasure.
  276. Graduation Day (1981)               Killer slashes track team.
  277. Grass is Greener, The (1960)    They all fool around.
  278. Grass is Singing, The (1981)      Farming isn’t her thing.
  279. Great Escape, The (1963)        Tom, Dick and Harry.
  280. Great Race, The (1965)             Slapstick isn’t always funny.
  281. Great Waldo Pepper, The          Flying the unfriendly skies.
  282. Grunt! The Wrestling Movie  Who is masked wrestler?
  283. Gypsy Moths, The (1969)         Skydivers travel to Kansas.
  284. Hail (1973)                                       The President goes nuts.
  285. Hail, Hero! (1969)                         Michael Douglas film debut.
  286. Hair (1979)                                      Hippies versus the establishment.
  287. Halloween (1978)                          Michael Meyers comes home.
  288. Halloween II (1981)                     Michael won’t go away.
  289. Halloween III (1983)                  Where is Michael Meyers?
  290. Hamburger: The Motion Picture  Getting a hamburger education.
  291. Hand That Rocks the Cradle     Not a good nanny.
  292. Handyman, The (1980)             He’s unlucky in love.
  293. Hannie Caulder (1971)               Hannie gets her revenge.
  294. Happening, The (1967)              Kidnap him for kicks.
  295. Happiness (1998)                       Happiness can be elusive.
  296. Happy Birthday Gemini            Gay son comes out.
  297. Happy Birthday to Me (1981)  This birthday isn’t happy.
  298. Happy Birthday, Wanda June Macho men are annoying.
  299. Happy Ending, The (1969)       The problems of marriage.
  300. Happy New Year (1973)            A robbery with romance.
  301. Hard Rock Zombies (1985)      Rock band becomes zombified.
  302. Hardly Working (1981)             Klutz can’t find work.
  303. Harper (1966)                               New age private eye.
  304. Harrad Experiment, The          College promotes sexual freedom.
  305. Harrad Summer                           Bringing sexual liberation home.
  306. Harry and Tonto (1974)            Old man and cat.
  307. Harry in Your Pocket (1973)    They take people’s wallets.
  308. Haunts (1977)                           Haunted by childhood memories.
  309. HealtH (1980)                           Altman’s take on politics.
  310. Heartbreak Kid, The (1972)     Newlywed cheats during honeymoon.
  311. Heat and Dust (1983)                Illicit love in India.
  312. Heat of Desire (1981)                Obsessed over a woman
  313. Heathers (1988)                         These girls are bitches.
  314. Heavy Traffic (1973)                  A world without women.
  315. Hellfighters (1968)                    Put out the fire.
  316. Hello Again (1987)                     Her life after death.
  317. Hellstrom Chronicle, The          Bugs rule the world.
  318. Hennessy (1975)                         Blow up the Queen.
  319. Heroes (1977)                              Adjusting to civilian life.
  320. High and Low (1963)                 Pay ransom go bankrupt.
  321. Hireling, The (1973)                  His love isn’t reciprocated.
  322. Hollywood Cop (1987)             Renegade cop saves child.
  323. Holy Mountain, The (1973)      They search for immortality.
  324. Homebodies (1974)                  Old people become killers.
  325. Homer and Eddie (1989)         Losers go road-trippin’
  326. Honeymoon Killers, The           Kill the old ladies.
  327. Honeysuckle Rose (1980)      On the road again.
  328. Honky Tonk Freeway (1981) Get off on it!
  329. Hopscotch (1980)                       Walter goes globe-trotting.
  330. Hotel (1967)                                   Drama at the hotel.
  331. Hotel New Hampshire, The     A family of misfits.
  332. Hot Pursuit (1987)                      He misses the plane.
  333. House Calls (1978)                      Playboy tries mending ways.
  334. House of Exorcism, The             Possessed by the devil.
  335. House of God, The (1984)         Caustic look at medicine.
  336. House That Cried Murder         The bride goes nutzo.
  337. How to Beat the High Co$t…    Ball full of money.
  338. How to Murder Your Wife         Helpful advice for husbands.
  339. How to Steal a Million (1966)    They steal a statue.
  340. How to Succeed in Business…   Up the corporate ladder.
  341. I Can Make You Love Me            Stalking is his passion.
  342. I Love a Man in Uniform (1993 Losing touch with reality.
  343. Ice Station Zebra (1968)             It’s cold up there.
  344. Ice Storm, The (1997)                 Sex in the 70’s.
  345. Idiots, The (1998)                         This is so retarded.
  346. Images (1972)                                  Demons of the mind.
  347. Improper Channels (1981)        The system is screwed.
  348. Inherit the Wind (1960)             Don’t teach Darwin Theory.
  349. Initiation, The (1984)                 She has reoccurring nightmares.
  350. Innocents, The (1961)                 Children frighten their governess.
  351. Interns, The (1962)                      Training to become doctors.
  352. Into the Night (1985)                   Insomniac gets into espionage.
  353. Intruder, The (1977)                    Terror on the road.
  354. Invaders from Mars (1986)       Kid fights off aliens.
  355. Invasion of the Body…                Aliens create human clones.
  356. Is There Sex After Death?          It’s all about sex.
  357. Ishtar (1987)                                    Songwriters travel to Morocco.
  358. It’s Only Money (1962)                TV repairman gets rich.
  359. Jagged Edge (1985)                       An old Corona typewriter.
  360. Jeremiah Johnson (1972)           Man in the wilderness.
  361. Jerk, The (1979)                             This is stupidly brilliant.
  362. Jewel of the Nile, The (1985)    Searching for a jewel.
  363. Jingle All the Way (1996)           He needs Turbo man.
  364. Joe Kidd (1972)                              Bounty hunter tracks revolutionary.
  365. John and Mary (1969)                 Sex and then relationship.
  366. Johnny Be Good (1988)              College recruiters are sleazy.
  367. Johnny Cool (1963)                      Top of crime world.
  368. Jokers, The (1967)                        Rob to avoid work.
  369. Jolly Bad Fellow, A (1964)         He poisons his enemies.
  370. Joy of Sex (1984)                           Teens can’t get laid.
  371. Joyride (1977)                                 This joyride turns joyless.
  372. Juggernaut (1974)                        Bomb on a ship.
  373. Jumpin’ Jack Flash (1986)        Whoopi plays spy game.
  374. J.W. Coop (1971)                          Rodeo star makes comeback.
  375. Kaleidoscope (1966)                   He breaks the bank.
  376. Kes (1969)                                       Boy trains a kestrel.
  377. Killer Klowns From Outer…    Clowns aren’t for kids.
  378. Killing Fields, The (1984)         Journalists trapped in Cambodia.
  379. Killing of Sister George, The  TV character gets axed.
  380. King of Comedy, The (1983)   Struggling comic craves fame.
  381. King of the Gypsies (1978)       Daddy is a psycho.
  382. King Rat (1965)                             An island prison camp.
  383. Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)       Life after wife leaves.
  384. Labyrinth (1986)                          Lost in a maze.
  385. Ladyhawke (1985)                       Trying to reunite lovers.
  386. Lady in a Cage (1964)                 Lady trapped in elevator.
  387. Lady in Cement (1968)               Tony solves the mystery.
  388. La Femme Nikita (1990)            Don’t mess with her.
  389. La Grande Bouffe (1973)           They stuff their faces.
  390. Landlord, The (1970)                   In over his head.
  391. Last Night at the Alamo (1983) Life at the bar.
  392. Last Woman, The (1976)            He ends his manhood.
  393. Late Show, The (1977)                 Quirky couple solve mystery.
  394. Laughing Policeman, The           This Policeman isn’t laughing.
  395. Law and Disorder (1974)            Regular citizens become cops.
  396. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)          Lawrence unites the Arabs.
  397. Leather Boys, The (1964)           Befriending a gay biker.
  398. Legal Eagles (1986)                       Searching for stolen paintings.
  399. Leonard Part 6 (1987)                  One really bad movie.
  400. Let’s Scare Jessica to Death          Crazy lady versus vampires.
  401. License to Drive (1988)                 Driving without a license.
  402. Lifeforce (1985)                              Space vampires destroy London.
  403. Light Blast (1985)                           Erik Estrada saves Frisco.
  404. Lipstick (1976)                                Don’t get her angry.
  405. Liquid Sky (1983)                           Aliens invade punk hangout.
  406. Lisa and the Devil (1973)               Where is the plot?
  407. Lisa, Bright and Dark (1973)         Teen has mental illness.
  408. Little Cigars (1973)                         Midgets turn to crime.
  409. Little Darlings (1980)                    Competing to lose virginity.
  410. Little Girl Who Lives Down…    She is all alone.
  411. Little Murders (1971)                   They shoot at people.
  412. Little Sex, A (1982)                        He can’t stay faithful.
  413. Lonely Are the Brave (1962)    A modern day cowboy.
  414. Lonely Guy, The (1984)              He needs a girlfriend.
  415. Longest Yard, The (1974)          Prisoners play football game.
  416. Loot (1970)                                  They are all greedy.
  417. Lord Love a Duck (1966)            She wants it all.
  418. Lord of the Flies (1963)               Kids turn into savages.
  419. Lord’s of Flatbush, The               Sly and the Fonz.
  420. Lost in America (1985)                Living in a Winnebago.
  421. Love and Bullets (1979)               Chuck falls for Jill.
  422. Love and Pain and ….                   Introverts fall in love.
  423. Lovely Way to Die, A (1968)       Cop protects sexy defendant.
  424. Lover Come Back (1961)              They all want VIP.
  425. Lovin’ Molly (1974)                      Two men one woman.
  426. Loving Couples (1980)                Everybody is fooling around.
  427. Luck of Ginger Coffey, The          He needs a job.
  428. Lucky Lady (1975)                          Three’s not a crowd.
  429. Luggage of the Gods (1983)      Cavemen find some luggage.
  430. Luv (1967)                                         Jump off the bridge.
  431. Macaroni (1985)                             He writes love letters.
  432. Mackenna’s Gold (1969)             They all want gold.
  433. Mackintosh Man, The (1973)    Infiltrating a spy ring.
  434. Macon County Line (1974)        Sheriff attacks innocent trio.
  435. Mad Room, The (1969)              Children murder their parents.
  436. Magic Garden of Stanley            An aimless, carefree lifestyle.
  437. Making It (1971)                            Teen enjoys seducing women.
  438. Man, A Woman and a Bank      A very large withdrawal.
  439. Man on the Roof (1976)             Sniper shoots at police.
  440. Man Who Fell to Earth, The    Alien looking for water.
  441.  Man’s Favorite Sport (1964)    Winning a fishing contest.
  442. Maniac (1980)                              He likes their hair.
  443. Manos: The Hands of Fate         Worst movie ever made.
  444. Marathon Man (1976)                Dentist doesn’t use novocain.
  445. Marooned (1969)                         Astronauts stranded in space.
  446. Marriage of Maria Braun, The  Maria gets her way.
  447. Mausoleum (1983)                      Beautiful lady is possessed.
  448. Mean Season, The (1985)           Killer taunts newspaper reporter.
  449. Medium Cool (1969)                   The 60’s up close.
  450. Meet the Applegates (1990)        Bugs turn into people.
  451. Megaforce (1982)                          This is really embarrassing.
  452. Me, Natalie (1969)                        Homely girl finds independence.
  453. Messenger of Death (1988)      Chuck visits Mormon country.
  454. Mickey One (1965)                        Comic hides his identity.
  455. Micki & Maude (1984)                Two women get pregnant.
  456. Middle Age Crazy (1980)           Not ready for 40.
  457. Midnight Man, The (1974)        Security guard solves case.
  458. Midnight Run (1988)                   Chased by the mob.
  459. Mind of Mr. Soames, The         Man child faces world.
  460. Minnesota Clay (1964)               Gunfighter loses his sight.
  461. Minutes to Pray, A…                   A gunfighter suffers seizures
  462. Misery (1990)                               She’s his biggest fan.
  463. Mixed Company (1974)             Racist coach adopts kids.
  464. Modern Problems (1981)         Chevy acquires telekinitic powers.
  465. Money Talks (1972)                    It’s all about money.
  466. Monitors, The (1969)                 They are watching us.
  467. Morning After, The (1986)       She can’t remember anything.
  468. Moscow Doesn’t Believe in…   Three women three stories.
  469. Mosquito Coast, The (1986)     Moving to the jungle.
  470. Movie Movie (1978)                   Two movies in one.
  471. Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation   Calamity filled family vacation.
  472. Mr. North (1988)                           He has static electricity.
  473. Mr. Sycamore (1975)                   Mailman becomes a tree.
  474. Murder by Decree (1979)          Jack the Ripper exposed.
  475. Murphy’s Law (1986)                   Psycho frames arresting cop.
  476. Murphy’s Romance (1985)       Love blossoms in desert.
  477. My Bloody Valentine (1981)     A killer with heart.
  478. My Cousin Vinny (1992)           Don’t hire this lawyer.
  479. My Dinner with Andre (1981)  Talking can be interesting.
  480. My Tutor (1983)                         Tutoring him in sex.
  481. Nanny, The (1965)                      Kid doesn’t like nanny.
  482. Nasty Habits (1977)                    Watergate in a convent.
  483. Natural Enemies (1979)            Man kills his family.
  484. Nesting, The (1981)                    House haunted by hookers.
  485. New Interns, The (1964)          More interns more drama.
  486. New Nightmare (1994)             Freddy versus Heather Langenkamp
  487. Next Man, The (1976)               Hit lady at work.
  488. Nice Girls Don’t Explode          Love meets spontaneous combustion.
  489. Night Call Nurses (1972)          Sex makes good medicine.
  490. Nightmare (1981)                       This one gets grisly.
  491. Nightmare on Elm Street, A    Freddy’s in their dreams.
  492. Nightmare on Elm Street 2      More dreams more Freddy.
  493. Nightmare on Elm Street 3      Can’t get enough Freddy.
  494. Nightmare on Elm Street 4      Freddy won’t go away.
  495. Nightmare on Elm Street 5      Freddy’s in the womb.
  496. Nightmares (1983)                     These stories aren’t scary.
  497. ‘Night Mother (1986)                Please don’t kill yourself.
  498. Night of the Following Day      Kidnappers can’t get along.
  499. Night of the Generals, The        A general kills prostitutes.
  500. Night of the Iguana, The           Flawed clergyman loves women.
  501. Night of the Juggler (1980)      A father’s relentless search.
  502. Night of the Lepus (1972)         Giant rabbits attack people.
  503. Night Porter, The (1974)         A strange sadomasochistic relationship.
  504. Night Watch (1973)                    Murder in the window.
  505. Nobody’s Perfekt (1981)          Crazies fight city hall.
  506. Nosies Off (1992)                        They bomb at Cleveland.
  507. Norman…Is That You?            Gay son comes out.
  508. North Dallas Forty (1979)       Ugly side of football.
  509. Nothing But the Best (1964)   Maybe crime does pay.
  510. Notorious Landlady, The           Landlady could be killer.
  511. Number One (1969)                    Heston plays a quarterback.
  512. Nuts (1987)                                     Fighting for her sanity.
  513. Odd Job, The (1978)                   Hired to kill him.
  514. Offence, The (1972)                     Interrogate the child molestor.
  515. Oh Dad, Poor Dad Mama’s….   Overprotective mother dominates son.
  516. Oklahoma Crude (1973)             They want her land.
  517. One and Only, The (1978)         Struggling actor becomes wrestler.
  518. Open Season (1974)                    Humans are their prey.
  519. Orgazmo (1997)                           Super hero porn star.
  520. Oscar, The (1966)                        Actor’s career on decline.
  521. Our Mother’s House (1967)      Life after mother dies.
  522. Our Time (1974)                           She gets an abortion.
  523. Outlaw Blues (1977)                    Singer on the run.
  524. Out of the Blue (1980)               Daddy disappoints his daughter.
  525. Pack, The (1977)                           Dogs on the prowl.
  526. Paper Chase, The (1973)           He can’t please Kingsfield.
  527. Paper Lion (1968)                       Scrawny guy plays quarterback.
  528. Paper Moon (1973)                     Tatum is the star.
  529. Paperback Hero (1973)              Big fish small pond.
  530. Pardon Mon Affaire (1976)        Married man wants hottie.
  531. Parents (1989)                            Are his parents killers?
  532. Partners (1982)                           Pretending to be gay.
  533. Passage to India, The (1984)    Unjustly accused of rape.
  534. Passenger, The (1975)                 He steals someone’s identity.
  535. Passion of Anna, The (1969)      Lonely little island retreat.
  536. Paternity (1981)                           Bachelor wants a son.
  537. Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)  A killer targets Penn.
  538. People Next Door, The (1970)     Daughter is on drugs.
  539. Perfect Friday (1970)                  Kooky trio robs bank.
  540. Perfect Strangers (1984)            Kid witnesses a murder.
  541. Planes, Trains and …                  Thanksgiving on the road.
  542. Play It As It Lays (1972)             Her life is empty.
  543. Pleasure Seekers, The (1964)     Finding romance in Spain.
  544. Poor Pretty Eddie (1975)            Wrong turn to hickville.
  545. Power, The (1968)                       Who has the power?
  546. President’s Analyst, The              Analyst on the run.
  547. Pretty Baby (1978)                       He’s robbing the cradle.
  548. Prime Cut (1972)                          Shoot-out in Kansas.
  549. Princess Bride, The (1987)          Grandson likes bedtime story.
  550. Private Duty Nurses (1971)         Sex on the job.
  551. Private Lessons (1981)                Housekeeper seduces a minor.
  552. Private Parts (1972)                     He likes to watch.
  553. Privilege (1967)                            Teen idol is pawn.
  554. Promise Her Anything (1966)     Bachelor becomes a babysitter.
  555. Prowler, The (1981)                      Just another slasher flick.
  556. Psychopath (1973)                       TV host kills parents.
  557. Public Eye, The (1972)                He follows her around.
  558. Pulp (1972)                                   Running for his life.
  559. Punishment Park (1971)              Grueling race in desert.
  560. Pursuit of Happiness, The           Justice isn’t always fair.
  561. Q (1982)                                         Giant bird eats humans.
  562. Rabbit Test (1978)                        The first pregnant man.
  563. Rabid Dogs (1974)                        Terror filled car ride.
  564. Rappin’ (1985)                               Rapper saves the neighborhood.
  565. Raven, The (1963)                        The search for Lenore.
  566. Re-Animator (1985)                     The dead come back.
  567. Red Dawn (1984)                          Fight for your country.
  568. Ref, The (1994)                             Not in holiday spirit.
  569. Repulsion (1965)                          She loses her mind.
  570. Return of the Secaucus 7             They like to talk.
  571. Return to Salem’s Lot, A              Town full of vampires.
  572. Revolutionary, The (1970)          He fights against capitalism.
  573. Rhinoceros (1974)                        People turn into rhinos.
  574. Rider on the Rain (1970)             Chuck is in control.
  575. Road House (1989)                      Bouncer cleans up bar.
  576. Road Movie (1974)                       Trucker and prostitute clash.
  577. Robocop (1987)                             Cop becomes a robot.
  578. Rock ‘N’ Roll High School            They like The Ramones.
  579. Rollerball (1975)                            This game gets nasty.
  580. Rollercoaster (1977)                      Extortionist blows up rollercoasters.
  581. Rollover (1981)                               What’s in account 21214?
  582. Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone        Throw keys to transient.
  583. Romancing the Stone (1984)       Romance novelist has adventure.
  584. Rounders (1998)                           Gambling can hurt you.
  585. Roxanne (1987)                             His nose is big.
  586. Runaway, Runaway (1971)        Teen girl runs away.
  587. Runner Stumbles, The (1979)  Priest accused of murder.
  588. Running (1979)                               Life of a runner.
  589. Running Man, The (1963)          Couple scams insurance company.
  590. Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom They want sex slaves.
  591. Sands of the Kalahari (1965)     Stranded in the desert.
  592. Say Anything (1989)                     Geek dates honors student.
  593. Scalphunters, The (1968)           Don’t steal his furs.
  594. Scanners (1981)                           Blow up his head.
  595. Scavenger Hunt (1979)               Mad dash for money.
  596. Scream for Help (1984)              Her stepfather plots murder.
  597. Seance on a Wet Afternoon         Psychic is a phoney.
  598. Second-Hand Hearts (1981)      Losers on the road.
  599. Seconds (1966)                           Starting a new life.
  600. Secret Ceremony (1968)             Women in weird relationship.
  601. Secret of My Success, The           He has lofty ambitions.
  602. Semi-Tough (1977)                     Got to go pee.
  603. Send Me No Flowers (1964)        Hypochondriac thinks he’s dying.
  604. Serial (1980)                                 He doesn’t like fads.
  605. Serpico (1973)                                A cop fights corruption.
  606. Sex, Lies, and Videotape            Sex confessions on tape.
  607. Shadey (1985)                             His thoughts onto film.
  608. Sheila Levine is Dead and…       Heartbreak in the city.
  609. Shocker (1989)                             Serial killer becomes electric.
  610. Shock Waves (1977)                    Zombie soldiers inhabit island.
  611. Shoot (1976)                                Hunters out for revenge.
  612. Shoot the Moon (1982)               A look at divorce.
  613. Sidehackers, The (1969)             Rape, murder and mayhem.
  614. Silent Partner, The (1978)           Bank teller outsmarts robber.
  615. Silver Bears (1978)                       Investing in silver mine.
  616. Single White Female (1992)       A roommate from hell.
  617. Sitting Ducks (1980)                   Running from the mob.
  618. Sixteen Candles (1984)               He has her panties.
  619. Skidoo (1968)                              They were on LSD.
  620. Sky Riders (1976)                        Rescued by hang gliders.
  621. Slacker (1991)                                A movie about nothing.
  622. Slender Thread, The (1965)    Desperate cry for help.
  623. Sliding Doors (1998)                   Two scenarios in one.
  624. Smokey and the Bandit (1977) On the road again.
  625. Soapdish (1991)                             Comedy style soap opera.
  626. Soldier Blue (1970)                      They massacre the Indians.
  627. Soldier’s Story, A (1984)             Murder at army base.
  628. Some of My Best Friends Are  Patronizing a gay bar.
  629. Someone Behind the Door         Chuck has no memory.
  630. Something Wild (1961)             Rape and its aftermath.
  631. Southern Comfort (1981)         Watch out for Cajuns.
  632. Special Effects (1984)              Murder her on film.
  633. Splash (1984)                            Man falls for mermaid.
  634. Splendor in the Grass (1961)   Learning to move on.
  635. Split, The (1968)                           Robbery during football game.
  636. Sporting Club, The (1971)        Haves versus have-nots.
  637. Squirm (1976)                               Worms invade a town.
  638. Ssssssss (1973)                              Man turns into snake.
  639. Star 80 (1983)                               He kills his girlfriend.
  640. Static (1985)                                   Everybody sees only static.
  641. Stay Hungry (1976)                     Read the book instead.
  642. Sticky Fingers (1988)                  Roommates spend drug money.
  643. Still of the Night (1982)              This teddy bear bleeds.
  644. Stingray (1978)                            This car goes fast.
  645. Straight Story, The (1998)          Old man on lawnmower.
  646. Straight Time (1978)                   Parolee can’t go straight.
  647. Strait-Jacket (1964)                     Giving them the ax.
  648. Strange Vengeance of Rosalie      She can’t be trusted.
  649. Street Girls (1975)                         Father searches for daughter.
  650. Streetwalkin’ (1985)                       Runaway turns to prostitution.
  651. Strawberry Statement, The           Students go on strike.
  652. Student Nurses, The (1970)          Nurses have special medicine.
  653. Stuff, The (1985)                            Ice cream can kill.
  654. Stunt Man, The (1980)               Convict becomes a stuntman.
  655. Stunts (1977)                                   Who’s killing the stuntmen?
  656. Subject was Roses, The (1968)     This homecoming isn’t happy.
  657. Such Good Friends (1971)         Her husband fools around.
  658. Sugarland Express, The             She wants her baby!
  659. Summer and Smoke (1961)       She is sexually repressed.
  660. Sunday Bloody Sunday (1971)   Bi-sexual love affair.
  661. Sure Thing, The (1985)              Love blossoms between opposites.
  662. Surf II (1984)                                 Surfers turn into zombies.
  663. Survivors, The (1983)                 Seeking refuge with vigilantes.
  664. Suspect (1987)                                Juror helps solve case.
  665. Sweet Liberty (1986)                   Retelling history Hollywood style.
  666. Sweet Movie (1974)                     Every fetish is shown.
  667. Sweet Revenge (1976)                 Pretty lady steals cars.
  668. Sweet Ride, The (1968)               Bachelor pad on beach.
  669. Tag: The Assassination Game  Playing with dart guns.
  670. Taking Off (1971)                           Running away from home.
  671. Tall Story (1960)                           The game is rigged.
  672. Targets (1968)                                He killed his family.
  673. Tattoo (1981)                                  He tattoos her body.
  674. Telephone, The (1988)               I liked the owl.
  675. Telephone Book, The (1971)      She likes obscene calls.
  676. Terminal Man, The (1974)         Can’t control his impulses.
  677. Tetsuo, The Iron Man (1989)    Man turns into metal.
  678. Texas Across the River (1966)   A cheek slapping showdown.
  679. Texas Chain Saw Massacre        Man can she scream.
  680. They Might Be Giants (1971)   He thinks he’s Holmes.
  681. Thief of Hearts (1984)                He knows her secrets.
  682. Thief Who Came to Dinner      Detective hounds jewel thief.
  683. Thieves (1977)                                A couple drifting apart.
  684. Those Magnificent Men in…     A big airplane race.
  685. Throw Momma from the Train  A mother from hell.
  686. Tiger Makes Out, The (1967)  Mailman kidnaps suburban housewife.
  687. Tilt (1979)                                        She’s a pinball wizard.
  688. Tin Men (1987)                              Feuding between two salesmen.
  689. To All a Goodnight (1980)        Santa stalks sorority babes.
  690. To Find a Man (1972)                 Searching for an abortionist.
  691. To the Devil a Daughter            Father sacrifices his daughter.
  692. Topkapi (1964)                             Granddaddy of heist movies.
  693. Tough Guys (1986)                     Old guys go 80’s.
  694. T. R. Baskin (1971)                      Out on her own.
  695. Trilogy of Terror (1975)           Menaced by a doll.
  696. Trip, The (1967)                           He tries some acid.
  697. Trip to Bountiful, The (1985)    Old lady goes home.
  698. Tropic of Cancer (1970)             Writer living in Paris.
  699. Turtle Diary (1985)                      They free the turtles.
  700. Two for the Road (1967)            Couple examines their marriage.
  701. Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)          Drifters on the road.
  702. Two Moon Junction (1988)        Voyeurs will like it.
  703. Under the Yum Yum Tree          Landlord likes pretty women.
  704. Unman, Wittering and Zigo       These students are killers.
  705. Up in the Cellar (1970)                Senior citizens watch porno.
  706. Up the Creek (1984)                     Win the raft race.
  707. Up the Sandbox (1972)                Housewife has secret fantasies.
  708. Urban Cowboy (1980)                  Ride the mechanical bull.
  709. Used Cars (1980)                          Don’t trust car salesmen.
  710. Vagabond (1985)                           She has no home.
  711. Valachi Papers, The (1972)          Testifying against the mob.
  712. Valley of the Dolls (1967)              The dolls are pills.
  713. Vanishing Point (1971)                  Racing to San Francisco.
  714. Venom (1982)                                Kidnappers versus deadly snake.
  715. Verdict, The (1982)                       Lawyer makes a comeback.
  716. Village of the Damned (1960)      The eyes have it.
  717. V.I.P.s, The (1963)                         Drama at the airport.
  718. Visitng Hours (1982)                     He doesn’t like women.
  719. Visitor, The (1979)                         Her daughter is evil.
  720. Visitors, The (1972)                       His past comes back.
  721. Viva Max! (1969)                           Taking back The Alamo.
  722. W (1974)                                         Ex-husband is psycho.
  723. Wait Until Dark (1967)                 They want the doll.
  724. Wake in Fright (1971)                    The middle of nowhere.
  725. Walk Don’t Run (1966)                 Three is a crowd.
  726. Wanda Nevada (1979)                   Go for the gold.
  727. War Lord, The (1965)                    Knight wants a woman.
  728. War o the Roses, The (1989)     Yuppie couple destroys home.
  729. Watch Out, We’re Mad! (1974) Replacing a red buggy.
  730. W.C. Fields and Me (1976)         Fields had a girlfriend.
  731. Wedding in White (1972)            Ending is a kicker.
  732. Weekend at Bernie’s (1989)       Dead body causes problems.
  733. Welcome Home, Soldier Boys  War veterans destroy town.
  734. Welcome to the Dollhouse         She doesn’t fit in.
  735. Welcome to Woop Woop            Oh those crazy Aussies.
  736. What Do You Say to a Naked… Adult style Candid Camera.
  737. What Ever Happened to Baby…Living in the past.
  738. When You Comin’ Back, Red Ryder?  Terror at a diner.
  739. Where It’s At (1969)                     Father and son argue.
  740. Where’s Poppa? (1970)                Mother has to go.
  741. White Bus, The (1967)                 Bizarre tour through Manchester.
  742. White Lightning (1973)                Corrupt sheriff gets smacked.
  743. Who is Harry Kellerman…         Paranoid songwriter self-destructs.
  744. Who’s Been Sleeping in My…     Carol Burnett does striptease.
  745. Why Shoot the Teacher? (1974) Not a good job.
  746. Why Would I Lie? (1980)            He’s a compulsive liar.
  747. Wild Beasts (1984)                      Animals attack innocent people.
  748. Wildcats (1986)                           Goldie coaches boy’s football.
  749. Windows (1980)                            She’s obsessed with her.
  750. Wise Guys (1986)                          Hiding from the mob.
  751. Witch Who Came from the Sea  She doesn’t like men.
  752. Witches’ Brew (1980)                  Witch has ulterior motives.
  753. Witness (1985)                               Hiding out on farm.
  754. Wolf Lake (1978)                           He doesn’t like deserters.
  755. Woman in Red, The (1984)          Lusting after a model.
  756. Woman Times Seven (1967)       Gotta love Shirley MacLaine.
  757. Woodstock (1970)                        Love, peace and music.
  758. Working Girl (1988)                     She’s moving on up.
  759. WUSA (1970)                                Liberal works for conservatives.
  760. W. W. and the Dixie Dancekings Conman promotes country band.
  761. Year of Living Dangersouly, The Experiencing life in Indonesia.
  762. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow Gotta love Sophia Loren.
  763. You Better Watch Out (1980)      This Santa isn’t jolly.
  764. Young Doctors in Love (1982) He tastes the urine.
  765. Young Nurses, The (1973)        More sex than medicine.
  766. Your Three Minutes Are Up    Road trip goes bad.
  767. Zabriskie Point (1970)              Blow up the house.
  768. Zapped! (1982)                           Teen acquires telekinetic powers.
  769. Zed & Two Noughts, A            They’re really into decay.
  770. Zig Zag (1970)                             Framing yourself isn’t good.

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