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The Seduction of Joe Tynan (1979)

By Richard Winters

My Rating: 1 out of 10

4-Word Review: U.S. Senator has affair.

Joe Tynan (Alan Alda) is a senator from New York who one day hopes to run for President. He meets with elderly Senator Birney (Melvyn Douglas) urging him to throw his support for a certain Supreme Court nominee that Tynan doesn’t particularly agree with but could help him politically. Tynan then meets with Karen (Meryl Streep) who has done research on the nominee and the two begin an affair. Meanwhile at home Tynan’s wife Ellie (Barbara Harris) is studying to be a therapist while raising their two kids (Blanche Baker, Chris Arnold) mostly alone due to the challenges of her husband’s career. While the two mostly get along there are sporadic differences mainly around Ellie’s openness about having gone through therapy, which Joe fears the general public isn’t open-minded about and could potentially ruin his political chances should he decide to run for high office especially after Ellie brings the matter up during an interview with a newspaper reporter (Marian Hailey).

While Alda has had a great acting career his foray as writer/director has been less than stellar. While his comedies have had some entertaining moments with his best one being The Four Seasons, they’ve always ended up having a shallow flair and seeming like they’re saying more than they really were. Unfortunately, this film, which was his first screenplay that took him over three years to write, is probably his worst. In fact, I wished he has turned this one into a comedy like his others as it might’ve worked in a satirical vein, but having to try and take this all seriously is where it really falls flat.

Alot of the problem is that it acts like that this is some sort of ‘trenchant, searing drama’ that’s enlightening us into the dark, compromising world of politics, but it shows stuff that most people know already. The wheeling-and-dealing is quite predictable as are the moral concessions that the protagonist makes in order to get ahead. Everything gets handled in a very mechanical way where the one-dimensional characters get thrown into dilemmas that are quite manufactured.

The affair between Alda and Streep is the most annoying as it pops-up without much build-up put in simply to work off the stereotype that most rich and powerful people cheat on their wives because they can and therefore this one must go through the paces, but it’s neither shocking or riveting. It’s also hard to care about the main character when he’s so easily swayed. Had Streep been more aggressive and Alda resisted some it might’ve helped, but having Alda jump between-the-sheets with her the first chance they’re alone makes him come-off like a total lout that you want to see fail. His marriage wasn’t all that bad either and seemed genuinely good outside of a little tiff, which can happen in even the best of them, and if that was enough to make him trash his vows then he was morally bankrupt from the beginning and wasn’t ‘seduced’ like the movie makes you want to think.

Spoiler Alert!

The ending, in which Ellie finds out about the other relationship, but this somehow ‘strengthens’ their marriage and makes their bond ‘even stronger’ is complete and utter schmaltzy hogwash. It would’ve been a far better payoff had Ellie gotten on stage and announced into the microphone to the crowd at his campaign rally about what a two-timing jerk he was and thus ruined his career, which I think most viewers would’ve liked to see and given this otherwise benign, trite thing a little edge, which it woefully lacks otherwise.

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The performances are pretty good though the usually reliable Streep, who admitted in later interviews that she was on ‘automatic pilot’ while doing it due to the recent death of her fiancé John Cazale, isn’t as effective as she can be and I didn’t care for her southern accent. I did though really enjoy Blanche Baker, the daughter of actress Carroll Baker, who has some strong moments as Alda’s troubled daughter. Harris too is excellent, this marked her last major film role as she decided to enjoyed stage work better, who gives a compelling performance playing for a change a normal person instead of an eccentric, kooky one like she did in most of her other roles. She also ironically has an extended scene with her driving around in a station wagon, which looked quite similar to the station wagon that another character she played in The North Avenue Irregulars drove, which came out the same year as this one.

Rip Torn is also quite engaging where he cooks a spicy southern dish and then challenges the rest to eat it. Alda takes up the offer and is able to down the whole thing without heaving while Torn is forced to run to the bathroom. Would’ve been funnier though had it been Alda who was the one with the bad reaction, or both of them as it really didn’t make sense why Alda, who was not accustomed to that type of food, wouldn’t react to it in the same adverse way.

My Rating: 1 out of 10

Released: August 17, 1979

Runtime: 1 Hour 47 Minutes

Rated PG

Director: Alan Alda

Studio: Universal Studios

Available: DVD, Blu-ray, Amazon Video, YouTube

 

 

Bum Rap (1988)

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By Richard Winters

My Rating: 3 out of 10

4-Word Review: 72 hours to live.

Paul Colson (Craig Wasson) seems to have very little luck. While he works during the day as a New York cab driver he longs to be an actor and he practices his craft while alone in his cab as he waits for a customer. During his free time he attends auditions, but routinely finds himself being turned down for the part. His love life isn’t much better as he’s constantly getting stuck in the ‘friend zone’ with all the eligible women that he meets. Now things have turned even more sour when he goes to a Dr. about a ringing in his ear only to diagnosed with a rare blood disorder that will kill him in only 72 hours. Will Paul find any meaning and happiness with the time he has left? He isn’t sure, but becomes determined to find out by getting together with his friends and parents (Barton Heyman, Augusta Dabney) for one last goodbye while doing so with the company of Lisa (Blanche Baker) a street prostitute he has picked-up and agrees to go along with him for his last hurrah while also harboring the same ambitions of becoming an actor.

The film seems to want to tap into the indie vibe of Stranger Than Paradise, a quirky independent, cult hit that sent it’s writer/director Jim Jarmush into stardom. It even starts out in black-and-white like that one and there are a few keen moments here. When I was younger and just out of college I attended a few acting auditions like this character and found the same thankless experiences as he did; getting turned down not so much for a lack of talent, but more because he auditioned with someone who was sexier and better looking, so naturally they get all the attention and he doesn’t. His dating quandary where he treats the women real nice, and they get along well, but in the end they still chase after a married a man who treats them poorly can be a testament to what happens to a lot of single nice guys and in this area, examining the basic struggles of an ordinary life, it hits the bullseye.

Unfortunately the film fails to gain any momentum, or move along with an intriguing pace. The scenes lack energy and in certain instances, like when he invites his friends over for a game of cards, get bogged down with archaic chatter that does not propel the plot, or reveal anything about the characters. The disease, where the doctors can pinpoint exactly what hour the person will die and in what way, comes-off like something out of a sci-fi movie and hard to take seriously. I didn’t get why it shifts from black-and-white to suddenly color after he gets the grim diagnoses. You’d think it should work in reverse, be colorful when he still thinks he’s got his future ahead of him, only to turn black-and-white when he realizes his time is very limited, or at the very least don’t have it turn color until the very end when he’s learned to accept his condition and die gracefully, or leaves to enter some sort of afterlife

Wasson, who hasn’t appeared in a movie since 2006 and now makes a living as a audio book narrator, has stated that this was his most favorite movie that he was in and it’s easy to see why as he basically propels it along particularly with his impressions of famous actors, but his character’s transition through the 5-stages of grief is much too quick. It’s odd too that he chooses not to tell any of his friends or family that he’s dying as I’d think most other people in the same situation would want to say what’s going to happen to them if for anything to look for some comfort as they grieve.

Blanche Baker, the daughter of legendary actress Carroll Baker, is a good actor, but her character is cliched. As a street prostitute she lets down her guard too easily and quickly. For all she knows this guy could be lying to her about having a terminal illness in order to gain some cheap sympathy and since she’s been a hooker for awhile and spent time with other guys of a dubious quality, I’d think her opinion of men would be pretty low and she’d not be so trusting of Wasson when he tells her his situation and instead be cynical. This idea that all prostitutes have a ‘heart-of-gold’ if you just get past their rough exterior is a stereotype as some of them due to the harsh life on the streets can be genuinely embittered. Having Wasson deal with a more hardened one would’ve not only made it more realistic, but given the scenes some pizzazz as they could bicker and argue, versus having it get so sappy that it becomes cringe-worthy.

I suppose if you give it enough time it does have a way of growing on you emotionally, but the overly choreographed ending takes away all realism. Ultimately it’s a potentially interesting idea that thinks it has a deeper message and statement than it really does.

My Rating: 3 out of 10

Released: September 26, 1988

Runtime: 1 Hour 58 Minutes

Rated R

Director: Danny Irom

Studio: Light Age Filmworks ltd.

Available: None