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The Traveling Executioner (1970)

By Richard Winters

My Rating: 5 out of 10

4-Word Review: Paid to execute criminals.

Jonas (Stacy Keach) is a man who makes a living executing prisoners with his electric chair in the South near the turn of the century. He charges $100 per execution as he travels from prison to prison. On his latest stop he’s set to execute siblings Willy (Stefan Gierasch) and Gundred (Marianna Hill). While Wily’s goes smoothly he ends up falling for Gundred and coming up with a scheme where he’ll fake her execution, giving her just enough voltage to knock her out and make her seem dead, but then revive her later on with the help of Doc Prittle (Graham Jarvis) the prisoner doctor. However, this plan gets stymied when Doc demands payment upfront in order to be a part of the scheme forcing Jonas to come up with different ways to raise the funds including hiring the local prostitutes to ‘service’ the prisoners inside their cells for five minutes each at a set rate.

The story was the product of writing student Garrie Bateson who wrote the script for one of his screenwriting classes he was taking at USC and his teacher liked it so much he shopped it around to the studios before MGM decided to finance it. The idea is original and the first two acts work pretty well and at times has some delicious black humor, but by the third act it begins to falter and never fully recovers.

Keach’s performance was one of the things I did like. He’s always an excellent actor and here he helps humanize a character and even makes him engaging and likable particularly with the way he ‘counsels’ the prisoners as they’re being strapped down by telling them stories about the ‘Fields of Ambrosia’ and convincing them they’re not necessarily going to die, but instead being swept up into a another world that will be full of bliss and beauty. The on-location shooting, shot at the closed Kilby Prison in Montgomery, Alabama during the dead of winter, helps to accentuate the period flavor while also encompassing it with the brown, sparse landscape which works to bring out the dead theme of the story.

There’s good support from Hill, who speaks with a German accent, but she’s not in it enough.  For Keach to risk so much, his job and reputation, just to save her, a woman he hadn’t known just a few days before, simply because he suddenly got smitten with her, was rushed and unconvincing. Would’ve worked better had there been some underground element willing to pay him off if he faked her execution, which I feel would’ve been more believable.

Spoiler Alert!

I actually thought the scheme to fake her death was a cool idea and I was intrigued to see if he could pull it off, but unfortunately the plot becomes too preoccupied with the side story of Keach trying to make enough money to pay off the Doc to keep quiet about it. When one con doesn’t work, he tries another until you start to forget about the electric chair, which was in the shop getting repaired, altogether. The ‘friendly executioner’ was what made the movie unique, and everything needed to remain focused on that, not silly scenarios on how to bring in quick money.

The finale, which has Keach strapped to his own electric chair, and everything malfunctioning, which causes the entire prison building to blow up, has a nice surreal quality to it, but the message is unclear. This was intended to be a ‘satire’ on the death penalty, but it never makes much of a point if any. Also, having Keach go on a long rant about the ‘Fields of Ambrosia’ slows everything down. The ending needs quick edits in order to heighten the tension not having the camera glued to a talking head that drones on and on, which is why I feel the film failed at the box office as it didn’t maintain its momentum and lost sight of its offbeat premise.

My Rating: 5 out of 10

Released: October 1, 1970

Runtime: 1 Hour 35 Minutes

Rated R

Director: Jack Smight

Studio: MGM

Available: DVD-R (Warner Archive Collection), Amazon Video, YouTube

D.O.A. (1988)

By Richard Winters

My Rating: 4 out of 10

4-Word Review: College professor ingests poison.

Dex Cornell (Dennis Quaid) works as a college professor where he teaches writing, a craft he once showed promise in, but has given up on in order to sit back and enjoy the benefits of being tenured. Rob (Nicholas Lang) has written a book and gives Dex the manuscript for him to critique, but Dex is too lazy to actually read it but gives him an ‘A’ on it anyways for effort. Later Rob is pronounced dead after jumping off the roof of a college office building and then after that Dex begins to feel sick and when he goes to the hospital, he’s informed that he’s ingested a fast-acting poison, of which there’s no remedy, and will kill him within 48 hours. Dex then uses what little time has, and with the help of a college student Sydney (Meg Ryan), of which he glues himself to, to find out who it was that killed him.

This is a remake of the classic original that came out in 1950 and starred Edmond O’Brien. While most will agree that was the better film, I didn’t think this one was all that bad. Maybe, it benefited from me coming up with very low expectations, but overall, I liked the way this one played out, at least the first hour that kept me kind of riveted. The shift from black-and-white to color was slick and Quaid and Ryan give great performances. I felt the set-up was a bit better too, I clearly knew who the suspects were and genuinely intrigued to find out which one did it. I was even surprised when the actual perpetrator is unmasked. Usually, I can guess these things ahead of time, but here I didn’t.

On the flip side there were added elements thrown in for no reason. The heatwave thing confused the heck out of me. For one thing it takes place during Christmas, so there shouldn’t be any heat to speak of, and it makes no difference to the plot, so I didn’t know why it had to be brought up as much as it is, or even at all. Also, the characterizations of the policemen are pretty bad. I get it that they wanted to show that they’re ‘hardened’, but these guys come off like they have no soul. A guy comes into the station telling you he’s been poisoned there should be some concern, after all these are public servants, and to act so glib about it was over-the-top. It’s not every day that you meet someone who tells you they have literally just a few hours to live, so there should’ve been at the very least some shock and surprise on their part.

The thing really starts going off its hinges when it loses sight of its very premise. Having Dex get trapped in a car and furiously kick the rear window until it breaks in order to escape, seemed off kilter. Most healthy people probably wouldn’t have the strength to break a car window, and this guy should’ve been in a weaker condition due to the poison, making the odds of him getting out even lower.

He also seems to at one point, make love to Meg while the two are on the run. It’s not explicitly shown, but heavily implied as he’s seen putting a blanket over her nude body as she lays sleeping on a sofa, so they must’ve done something, but how? They guys is sick, so having an erection would be too physically demanding and besides that he has limited time to find his killer and that should be his top priority. Making love is wasting away precious minutes and therefore last thing he’d want to do.  Having him shown getting physically weaker as the poison progresses would’ve helped heighten the urgency and kept the focus on him slowly dying, but the way things get done here we almost start to forget about that.

Spoiler Alert!

The twist ending makes things even more ridiculous. Again, I liked that Stern was revealed to be the killer, as I hadn’t even considered him, but having him doing it over a student’s manuscript was far-fetched. Apparently, it was so ‘brilliant’ he just had to steal the idea, but it’s highly unlikely that anyone would be able to write something so perfect on their first draft. Many manuscripts have to go through several revisions and edits before it even starts to come together and this is from professional writers who do it for a living, so for a student who’s never even attempted to write a book before the odds are he’d have a long way to go to get it publishing ready even if the story idea and prose had good potential.

Watching Dex then casually walk away from the interrogation room, as seen during the closing credits, didn’t make much sense either. In the original version, O’Brien died at the end, and that’s what Quaid should’ve been seen doing too. Otherwise, it makes it look like the whole thing was a hoax. Besides where exactly is he walking too?  By this point he should have only a matter of seconds left and be too weak to be able to even get up let alone move. It may look ‘cool’ to have him casually stroll out, but it doesn’t mesh with the reality of the situation and further weakens the novel premise.

My Rating: 4 out of 10

Released: March 18, 1988

Runtime: 1 Hour 36 Minutes

Rated R

Director: Rocky Morton, Annabel Jankel

Studio: Touchstone Pictures

Available: DVD, Blu-ray

 

 

 

 

 

Lifeguard (1976)

By Richard Winters

My Rating: 6 out of 10

4-Word Review: Considering a career switch.

Rick (Sam Elliot) works as a lifeguard along a southern California beach. While the pay isn’t great, he does enjoy the laid-back nature of the job and meeting attractive young women, including those that aren’t quite 18 like Wendy (Kathleen Quinlan) who is only 17, but still eager to get with Rick. He meets Larry (Stephen Young) whom he knew when he was younger and who is now a successful car salesmen. Rick is being pressured by his father (George D. Wallace) to ‘get a real job’ and thus decides to go in for an interview at the dealership where Larry says they have an opening. Rick also attends his high school reunion and gets reaquanted with Cathy (Anne Archer) who he dated back in the day. She’s now divorced and interested in starting their relationship back up, but only if he can find a ‘respectable’ job that pays well as she owns a home in the burbs and wants to ‘keep up appearances’, which further pressures Rick to make a career switch, but the more he considers it the more he feels like he’d happier just staying where he’s at.

The marketing for this one, as evidenced by the film’s promotional poster seen above, tried to make it seem like this was going to be some mindless teen sex comedy, which it’s not, but the result didn’t attract the right type of audience and thus allowed it to fall under the radar and was little seen, which is a shame. In reality it’s an excellent drama that brings out many universals that just about everybody goes through at some point in their life. It also captures the day-to-day events in a vivid way showing the unglamorous side of lifeguarding where a lot of time is just spent sitting around bored, going after old men who expose themselves to ladies on the beach, or having to pry away perverts trying to sneak a peek of women on the toilets. When they do actually save someone in the water, as he does at one point, they’re rarely every thanked for it and it’s all just taken for granted even from the victims themselves. While I’ve never worked as a lifeguard, I have had customer facing jobs and have found the events depicted here as well as the people’s responses ring quite true.

I enjoyed the class reunion scenes as well that not only allows us to see an actual picture of Elliot when he was a teen, which he’s forced to tape to his name tag, but also the generic conversations one has while at these events. The best part though is how he lies about what he does to the attendees. Other movies and TV-shows have depicted high school reunions before but have always had the other characters be the one who fib, so it was refreshing to see the protagonist bend the truth because sometimes good people can lie and thus this helps with the realism.

It’s also great seeing young actors before they became stars including Parker Stevenson, who has a very dreamy surfer boy look playing a lifeguard in training who exudes an outer confidence only to have it instantly fragment the second he gets faced with a difficult situation. Kathleen Quinlan is also great as a teen who falls hard and instantly for Rick despite being underage.

The fact that Rick, who is 32, has sex with her while knowing she’s not yet at the age of consent may not go over well with today’s viewers, but my issue is more with her reaction when he decides to move on. Their ‘relationship’ consisted of nothing more than a quick fling inside of all places the guardhouse, so having her threaten to drown herself when he no longer wanted to see her made her come off as irrational and unstable. Some may argue that because of her young age she didn’t know the difference between love and infatuation and thus this caused her overreaction, but a much better twist would’ve had her become pregnant, which then would’ve put more pressure on Rick to take the sales job in order to support the child and thus helped heighten the drama even more.

Spoiler Alert!

I was disappointed though that we never see Rick actually work the sales job. He went to such efforts to get it, even showing up to the interview in a suit and tie, so why not at least try it out? He still could’ve decided to go back to being a lifeguard at the end like he does, but showing the negative side of being a salesman, even just briefly, could’ve helped give the film, which is a bit too leisurely paced, an added kick that it’s otherwise missing.

My Rating: 6 out of 10

Released: July 23, 1976

Runtime: 1 Hour 37 Minutes

Rated PG

Director: Daniel Petrie

Studio: Paramount

Available: DVD, Amazon Video